Memoirs of an OAU female fresher by Folarin Ayomide ep.5

By Folarin Ayomide

new-writer

Episode 5

Have I talked about Anglo-moz? 😉 Anglo-moz is the strip of land between Angola male hostel and Mozambique Hall, it’s used as a parking lot and it’s a meeting ground for lovers,. The place where most relationship start and end.
😁😁. It has even been tagged the “mother of all mini-hotels on OAU campus”. So many atrocities have been committed on this ground,, you can just wake up one day and see “unmentionables” hanging on the signboard that welcomes you to Mozambique Hall. 😂😂
THESE ARE THE CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE THAT COME TO ANGLO-MOZ :-
1- Residents of Angola and Moz in search of love. They congregate here to woo each other..
NON RESIDENTS OF EITHER HOSTEL :- Mostly guys, stalites that come to catch fresh fish,, they lie in wait for girls going out to read or girls coming from academics and they be like “sister, sister,,,,,,,, ”
BIG BOYS WHO COME TO PICK THE WILLING LADIES :- They may or may not be students, they come in their big cars and flash their lights, open their doors and play loud music to attract girls, they carry these girls for the night and bring them back the next morning. Those ones too will come back and be forming big girl,, oniyeye.
THE OBSERVERS/SUYA/RISKY BUYERS :- They sit at the risky seller stand or stand at the suya man’s spot and watch people and later they can say about you, “that girl/boy can do anglomoz enh”. The bad Belle people.
The course Moz 101,:- it’s a core course for most boys,, visiting Moz as if na the place dem bury their placenta.
Lemme stop here and talk about THE MR MOZ AWARD.
The Mr Moz Award:- is the honor conferred on a boy who stays in the Mozambique hostel past 10pm, which is the time every guy must be out of the female hostel and vice versa.
How it is done :- if you’re unlucky enough to be so absorbed with who you came to see and you tarry past 10pm, a group of girls will just come out of nowhere and start singing for you “Mr Moz, Mr Moz, Mr moz”, they will pour all sorts of water on you and you dare not talk back. With clapping and dancing, they will escort you out of the hostel and trust me they have marked your face. If you are unlucky enough to have wronged a girl and you stay past 10pm,, your Mr Moz will be multiplied. You will carry that tag till you graduate 😉😉.

To be cont’d…

Folarin Ayomide is a part2 student of Obafemi Awolowo University, department of English language.

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